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Hey, Reba. My old tent's still out
in the shed, right?

2
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Is it male bonding season already?

3
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Yeah, only Ralph's gonna
have to bond alone this year,

4
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what with Barbra Jean being
so pregnant and everything.

5
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Well, good for you,
acting like a husband who cares.

6
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It's hard.

7
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Hey, did Van hear from USC?

8
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No, and stop pushing that school.

9
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We've already eliminated Arkansas,

10
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University of Tennessee,
and Virginia Tech,

11
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because none of them offer
what the University of Houston does...

12
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Me nearby.

13
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You know, most kids choose a college based
on how far away it is from their parents.

14
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If there was a University of Antarctica,
it would have a wait list.

15
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Our kids are not like most kids.
Our kids are going to be parents.

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And they're gonna need
a support system close by just to survive.

17
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Oh, you just wanna
keep your grandbaby in town.

18
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If that's a by-product of them
staying close, then so be it.

19
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All right, fine.

20
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But if Van asks me,
I'm gonna have to go with USC.

21
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I'm gonna have to go with USC too.

22
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I wanna upgrade my room.

23
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Hey, I run this hotel.
I say who gets what rooms.

24
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Besides, they haven't even heard from USC.

25
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California, here we come!

26
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Whoo! The USC recruiter
is coming over tomorrow.

27
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I could be a Trojan.

28
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What is a Trojan?

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If you knew that, Cheyenne would still
be a size three.

30
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Cheyenne. [chuckles]

31
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You don't wanna move
all the way out to California, do you?

32
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No. But it's a great opportunity for Van.

33
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It's Hollywood. You could be discovered.

34
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You could, you're quite a beauty.

35
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Thank you.

36
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She wants your room.

37
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You know, I really want
Coach Hart to be there tomorrow.

38
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He'll know what's best for my career.
I'm gonna call him.

39
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- Oh. You don't have to call him, he's--
- Goin' fishing.

40
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Yep. [chuckles] He's away for the weekend.

41
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- Unreachable. Too bad.
- Well, now I don't know what to do.

42
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Well, you should
discuss it with your wife,

43
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go over all the options,

44
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and look over those
Houston brochures again, okay?

45
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Go, Cougars!

46
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Okay, I found the tent.
I'm gonna get Van to help me pack it up.

47
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- Oh, no. You can't.
- Why not?

48
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Uh, he's not here.

49
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Hey, Brock.

50
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I have to tell you.

51
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I really admire what you're doing,
giving up this trip.

52
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Yeah, I guess I am a great guy.

53
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It's nice to see you makin'
such a great sacrifice.

54
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You love that lake so much.

55
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What with the pine trees
and the campfires and...

56
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peein' on all that.

57
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- Yeah.
- And with the baby coming,

58
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gosh, it'll be years before you get
a chance to hook up with old Ralph again.

59
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But I'm sure he'll find another friend
to camp with.

60
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You know, maybe I should go camping.

61
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What would Barbra Jean say?

62
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Oh, she'd be okay.

63
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She's not like you.
She wants me to be happy.

64
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Okay, but I think
you're making a big mistake.

65
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Yeah, well, I disagree.

66
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You know, that baby's not due
for another three weeks.

67
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So I am going camping. [clicks tongue]

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- [laughing]
- [mouths word]

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[theme song playing]

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{\an8}<i>♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪</i>

71
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{\an8}<i>♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪</i>

72
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{\an8}<i>♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm a survivor ♪</i>

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{\an8}Van, you are gonna be quite an asset

78
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{\an8}to the University of Southern California
football program.

79
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{\an8}And I hope I'm not being too bold,

80
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{\an8}but I printed up a jersey.

81
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{\an8}[gasps] Look, Cheyenne.
It's got my number on it.

82
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{\an8}How did you know I was number 24?

83
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{\an8}- Your number is 24? No.
- Yeah.

84
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{\an8}Oh, is this kismet or what?

85
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A jersey's fine, but they've
got a baby on the way.

86
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- I'm glad you mentioned that.
- [Cheyenne gasps]

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Oh, my God. This is so cute.

88
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{\an8}Look, Mom. It fits.

89
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{\an8}Adorable.

90
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{\an8}Cookie?

91
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{\an8}Well, looky here.

92
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{\an8}Cookies in the shape of Texas.

93
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{\an8}My mom's kind of set on us going
to the University of Houston.

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{\an8}Which is in Texas.

95
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{\an8}Well, I don't blame her.
It's a... fine school.

96
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{\an8}Mom, I mean, look at
the pictures of Los Angeles.

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{\an8}The mountains and the Hollywood sign

98
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{\an8}and Rodeo Drive... It's like paradise.

99
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{\an8}Oh, I have to correct you there, Cheyenne.

100
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{\an8}Los Angeles is paradise.

101
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{\an8}So how far away are those
mudslides and earthquakes?

102
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You're thinking about UCLA.

103
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Let's get serious.

104
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What services do you provide
for married students?

105
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I'm glad you asked that.

106
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We offer these beautiful
garden apartments.

107
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But there is one drawback,
you have to like the sun.

108
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'Cause it shines there all year long.

109
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Yeah. What about day care?

110
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Our Tiny Trojan program is
ranked number one in the Pac-10.

111
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Housing, day care, sunshine.
They've got everything.

112
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Do they have someone to help out
in the middle of the night

113
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when the baby's crying
and the mother's at her wits' end?

114
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See? They got nothing.

115
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So what do you say, son?

116
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USC is a great school,
and we could use a great cornerback.

117
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Hey, I'm a great cornerback.

118
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Good! Okay, let me get
some paperwork out here for you to sign.

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- Right now? Isn't that rushin' it?
- Mm-hmm.

120
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I'm really uncomfortable.

121
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That's it, Cheyenne. Go with your gut.

122
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- Well, that settles it. Goodbye.
- No, no, no.

123
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No, you know what?
I think it was just a cramp.

124
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I'm fine. I'm fine.

125
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Good. Okay, if you could sign right here.

126
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Wait. There it goes again. [gasps]

127
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Oh, my God. Mom,
I've been feeling weird all morning.

128
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- Do you think I could be in labor?
- Could be.

129
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Oh, man! Could this day get any better?

130
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Van, get out your stopwatch
and time these puppies.

131
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Oh, I got one right here...

132
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with a Trojan on it.

133
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- Figures.
- Okay, Cheyenne. Go!

134
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Van.

135
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I don't start when you start.
You start when I start.

136
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- Oh, God. There it goes again.
- Okay. Okay.

137
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- Go.
- Van.

138
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Oh, my God. Do you think this is it?

139
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Good Lord, we better
get you to the hospital.

140
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Van, go upstairs
and get Cheyenne's overnight bag.

141
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Ask Kyra to call Dr. Schmidt,
tell him we're on our way.

142
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- Cheyenne, do nothing.
- Okay.

143
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Well, I guess this cuts
your little visit short.

144
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Uh, well, now, Van has the paperwork.

145
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- All I need is his signature.
- Have a nice flight. Go, Cougars.

146
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No, we're the Trojans.

147
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Let's go. Let's go.
Here we go. Here we go.

148
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Dr. Schmidt has been called.

149
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- I got the bag.
- I got the stuff he dropped.

150
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- I got the baby.
- Okay, we got everything. Let's go.

151
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Here we go. Here we go.

152
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Jake! Come on.

153
00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:11,866
How's that baby gonna
get out of Cheyenne's tummy?

154
00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,746
Well, that's something
your daddy's been dying to tell you.

155
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[variable breathing]

156
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Van, that's not helping.

157
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That's because I'm the only one doing it.

158
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- Where's Dr. Schmidt?
- They said he's coming.

159
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- [knocking at door]
- Finally.

160
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Hi.

161
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My plane doesn't leave for a while,

162
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so I thought I'd stop by
and see how things are going.

163
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Did you follow us?

164
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Yes. And I'm glad I did.

165
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California orange?

166
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I came as soon as I got your message.

167
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- Where's Daddy?
- Camping!

168
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I've tried and tried, but I haven't been
able to reach him on his cell phone.

169
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He's gonna miss his grandchild's birth.

170
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This is the worst thing
that has ever happened!

171
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Barbra Jean.

172
00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:03,000
- [B.J. sobbing]
- Shut it!

173
00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:05,545
Cheyenne needs us to be calm.

174
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,754
- Right.
- Yeah.

175
00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,508
[variable breathing]

176
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,051
Who are you?

177
00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,678
I'm Gust Dorrier.

178
00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:17,723
- California almond?
- Okay, I've had just about enough of you.

179
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Take your nuts and go.

180
00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,229
You know, Mrs. Hart,
you're a beautiful woman,

181
00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:26,816
but you'd look even more stunning
in the California sunshine.

182
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:27,775
I freckle.

183
00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:34,532
No matter what they try
and push on you, go natural.

184
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That's the way the Good Lord intended.

185
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:39,120
Still outside the service area.

186
00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:42,748
I'm not worried. None of us should be.

187
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What do I do?

188
00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,422
- Oh, thank God you got here, Dr. Schmidt.
- Well, that's my job.

189
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,924
Now, if everyone will clear away
except the Mommy and Daddy,

190
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,426
I'll see what's going on.

191
00:09:56,846 --> 00:10:01,434
If Cheyenne is my sister,
is her baby my sister too?

192
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:05,896
Niece. Barbara Jean's baby
will be your brother or sister.

193
00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,440
Well, half brother or sister.

194
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,900
She's not having a whole baby?

195
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,447
Kyra, get his mind on something else.

196
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,907
Hey, Jakey.

197
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,785
Did you know they keep
dead people in the basement?

198
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:25,458
Dang it, Brock. Move near a tower.

199
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,919
He promised he would be
where I could reach him.

200
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:35,426
False alarm.
It's just Braxton-Hicks contractions.

201
00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:37,928
It's the body's way of practicing
for the real thing.

202
00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:40,640
- So we can go home?
- Yep. No one's having a baby today.

203
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,891
Um...

204
00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,353
I think my water broke.

205
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:48,981
Oh, no.

206
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,067
You're sitting on my purse!

207
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,581
Barbra Jean's definitely in labor.

208
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,750
But she can't be in labor.
Brock's camping.

209
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:11,337
Once the water breaks, the calf's
in the chute and ready to come out.

210
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,423
I'll be back later.

211
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:19,303
- The chute?
- I think it's a medical term.

212
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,390
I need Brock.

213
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,476
Reba, why on Earth
would he go camping now?

214
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:31,649
Uh. Oh, who can say
why men do what they do?

215
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:32,942
I can.

216
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,903
He wasn't going to go.

217
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,239
And then all of a sudden,
he changed his mind.

218
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,824
Why would he do that, Reba?

219
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,826
Oh, that's water under the bridge,

220
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:42,993
and on my checkbook.

221
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,455
The most important thing
is you're gonna have a baby.

222
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,832
And Brock's not here.

223
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,084
- I'll go get him, Mrs. H's.
- No, no, no.

224
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,253
You're not going anywhere.
What if my water breaks?

225
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,255
You're gonna be okay without Brock.

226
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,965
He did his part nine months ago.

227
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,093
So what can I do for you
to make you feel better?

228
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,303
You could rub my legs.

229
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,307
I'll go get Brock.

230
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:15,443
Now I'm gonna see
how they get that baby out of there.

231
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,243
[both yelling]

232
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:28,873
- Reba, what are you doing up here?
- B.J.'s in labor. Get moving.

233
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:32,001
What? What? When? Why didn't you call me?

234
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,919
Gee, why didn't we think of that?

235
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,796
Of course we called you.

236
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:39,258
Apparently, being out here in the middle
of nowhere tends to block the signal.

237
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:43,179
- How long has she been in labor?
- Long enough that we should hurry.

238
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:46,390
I never should've come up here.
I should've known she'd go into labor.

239
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:50,186
Well, how could you've known?
Nobody could've known. I certainly didn't.

240
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,771
- Nobody's to blame.
- All right.

241
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,483
Let's go. All the rest of this stuff
is Ralph's.

242
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,984
- Okay.
- Except for my camera.

243
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,652
- It's in the tent.
- I'll get it.

244
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,243
Reba, stop fooling around. Let's go!

245
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,583
Oh, oh, oh.

246
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,002
- Is it one?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.

247
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,922
Barbra Jean, do you want the labor ball?

248
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,340
- Not just now, thanks.
- No?

249
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,552
Remember what we learned
in birthing class.

250
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:27,223
Think of a happy place, like Los Angeles.

251
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,475
Van, do you think we should
talk about this right now?

252
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,144
Where's that little Jakey
with my ice chips?

253
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,438
Cheyenne, this might sound selfish,

254
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,482
but football's my ticket,

255
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,527
- and USC's the best place for me.
- It's a real good school.

256
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,820
Van, but L.A. is so far away
from everyone.

257
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,240
- But we'll have each other.
- Yoo-hoo. Okay. Ready.

258
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,409
- I know it's a big move.
- Okay. Very big.

259
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,912
But you know what?
It's the best opportunity I've had.

260
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,413
That's true. That's true.

261
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,334
All right. I guess if it's good
for your career,

262
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,963
then it's good
for the three of us. Let's do it.

263
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,005
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

264
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,092
- We're gonna be Trojans!
- Okay.

265
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,679
I need drugs!

266
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:11,517
[mouthing words]

267
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,354
[Brock shushing] It's ringing.

268
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,774
B.J., honey? I got her.

269
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,193
How you doing, sweet thing?

270
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,363
- She's fine.
- I'm happy for Sweet Thing.

271
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,950
B.J., I'm gonna be there in time.
I promise.

272
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,952
Reba's driving like a maniac.

273
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,207
Your Brockie loves you too.

274
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,543
Oh, yes, he does, my little puddin' pie.

275
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,169
- [tires screeching]
- Ow!

276
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,673
- Reba!
- Sorry. Skunk.

277
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,220
Brock, I had an epidural.

278
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,684
I think that's what Jesus
would have wanted.

279
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,438
I think that's what Mary would've wanted.

280
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,984
Oh, look. I'm having a contraction.

281
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:03,986
Who knew?

282
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,657
Hi, Daddy.

283
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:09,950
Hey, Jakey.

284
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:13,454
- Jake's in the room with Barbra Jean?
- Where are you, son?

285
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:17,583
- [chuckles] He's on the bed with B.J.
- Give me that phone.

286
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,629
Jake, honey. Let Mommy
speak to Barbra Jean. Okay?

287
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,173
<i>B.J.,</i>

288
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,550
I understand you're feeling no pain.

289
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,801
Wonderful.

290
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:31,263
Then kindly get my kid away
from your birth canal.

291
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,184
Reba.

292
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,483
This screen will help
protect me from your mother.

293
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,528
I can't see anything.

294
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,573
We'll hear it all.
Trust me, you'll still be traumatized.

295
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,076
Thanks, Cheyenne.

296
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:55,162
She's making me look all pretty
for when you get here.

297
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:58,332
No one would have guessed
you've been in labor for hours, B.J.

298
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,835
All right, let's have
a look at where we are.

299
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,087
Okay.

300
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,714
- Not you.
- I'm... I'm practicing.

301
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,385
Is this really a helmet?

302
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,600
Ten centimeters, you're fully dilated.

303
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,979
Ten centimeters?
You hear that, Cheyenne? We got her to 10.

304
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,397
We are good.

305
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,150
- What's the word?
- It's time to push.

306
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,487
Brock, it's happening.

307
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,532
You're not here. What am I gonna do?

308
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,993
It's okay, B.J.
We're here for you, all right?

309
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,412
If I get that sweaty, no pictures.

310
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,502
Come on, B.J. Don't give up.

311
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,337
It's fourth and goal.

312
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:49,133
One more push.
Send it through the uprights, baby.

313
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:54,263
- Seven, eight. Come on, B.J.
- Good. Good. A little bit more, B.J.

314
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,806
Just one big push.

315
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,225
- Come on, B.J. Come on.
- Push it.

316
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,269
- [yells]
- [baby crying]

317
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,980
- We did it! I mean, you did it.
- It's a boy!

318
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,274
It's a boy! A boy!

319
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:09,945
Oh, it's a boy. We have a boy, Brock.

320
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:14,074
- I have another son!
- [laughs] Congratulations.

321
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,076
Honey, I'm gonna be there
as soon as I can.

322
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,203
Good girl. Bye.

323
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,374
Sorry I didn't get you there on time.

324
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,419
It's not your fault.
I'm the one that had to go fishing.

325
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,798
I promised I'd be there
for this baby and I blew it.

326
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,301
You missed one day.

327
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,553
What's more important
is that you're gonna be there

328
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,722
for all the rest of that
little boy's birthdays.

329
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,349
[chuckles] You're unbelievable.

330
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,561
Unbelievable. You drive
all the way out here to get me.

331
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,647
Then you say these beautiful things
to make me feel better.

332
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,609
You're a wonderful person, Reba.

333
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,861
No, I'm not.

334
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,824
Brock, I sent you into the woods.

335
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,827
The recruiter from USC
was coming to talk to Van,

336
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,871
and I didn't want you anywhere near him.

337
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,539
Van got the offer from SC?

338
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:07,503
And you sent me away
for your own selfish reasons?

339
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:09,797
Something like that.

340
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:15,219
So the real awful person here is you.

341
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,470
For once.

342
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,474
You think I don't want the kids close by?

343
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,558
I do.

344
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,686
But you gotta look at the bigger picture.

345
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,439
Well, neither of us know
what's in Van's future.

346
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,860
I mean, he may be a star,
or he may not even make the team.

347
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,572
God forbid he get hurt
and never be able to play again.

348
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,367
But one thing is definite.

349
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,702
Cheyenne and Van are gonna be parents.

350
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:46,166
And I'm afraid out there without us,
they might not make it.

351
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:50,295
Reba, we can't protect them forever.

352
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,048
We've gotta let them
make their own decisions.

353
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,092
But I'm so much
better at it than they are.

354
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,556
It's not fair.

355
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,811
They come into the world helpless,
needing us to do everything for them.

356
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:09,439
And then one day, we just throw them out
into the cold, cruel world.

357
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,650
It's L.A. It's warm.

358
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,363
Come on, you got a brand-new son
waiting on you.

359
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,698
Yes, I do.

360
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,324
Good God.

361
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:23,537
We've gotta get to that hospital
before B.J. names the kid Jesus.

362
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:35,507
Welcome to the world,
Henry Charles Jesús Hart.

363
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:42,431
His head is almost as big as mine.

364
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,599
Ow.

365
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,560
Practice that word.

366
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:53,275
I just wanna thank you all for
supporting me in my seven hours of need.

367
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:58,989
Especially Reba, who battled Mother Nature
to bring my man here to me.

368
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,657
Well, I did get chiggers.

369
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,203
Oh, and a special shout-out
to Juanita the nurse.

370
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,079
Hey, <i>te amo,</i> honey.

371
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,835
Well, I have a little announcement
to make of my own.

372
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,713
Van, Cheyenne.

373
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,424
Where you go to college is your decision.

374
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,510
Your father and I will
support you wherever that is.

375
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:26,058
- I think we decided to go to Los Angeles.
- Yes!

376
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:27,893
Cheyenne.

377
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,772
You know, when that baby
came out of the chute, it got me thinking.

378
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,734
I don't want our daughter
to play with movie star kids.

379
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,153
I want her to play with
her little Uncle Jesús.

380
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,323
But what about your career?

381
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,533
I'll have a career no matter where I go,

382
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,161
but I only have family in Houston...

383
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,996
And my one-eyed cousin in Utah.

384
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,415
They're gonna stay in Houston.

385
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,125
Yeah!

386
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,544
- I'll be at every game, son.
- Thanks, Coach.

387
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,923
Oh, man. It's been a long day.
Let's go celebrate.

388
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,509
- All right.
- Yeah, come on.

389
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:02,761
Brock.

390
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,639
Oh, yeah, right. [muttering]

391
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,895
[baby cooing]

392
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,489
[closing theme music playing]